It is time to exit my cozy but windowless office and head out into the sunny day. Sadly, I have many rotten research papers to grade, a task I have put off for too long. I need to deal with some pretty bold plagiarism issues, almost always a given at some point with online courses. Dozens (more than dozens, I’m sure) of websites sell papers, from high school compositions to college research papers to PhD dissertations, upping the price if the due date is near. They also offer plagiarism protection to ensure that nosy instructors are not able to do a search for key phrases. I would like nothing better than to plead ignorance, but that is not an option.